10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)