10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves