10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "No river, no fish."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!