10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "No river, no fish."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon