10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."