10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.