10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "No river, no fish."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.