10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."