10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You have to piss with the dick you have