10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln