10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school