10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.