10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"