10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.