10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.