10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.