10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."