10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.