10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."