10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.