10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.