10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth