10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth