10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is for loners.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS