10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!