10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Fold and live to fold again
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Fook the floosh droo!
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm