10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.