10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak