10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.