10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.