10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- It's Free To Fold...
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"