10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!