10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.