10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.