10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.