10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!