10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"