10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek