10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "No river, no fish."