10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth