10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."