10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---