10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986