10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.