10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from