10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fold and live to fold again
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.