10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.