10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters