10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is