10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim